Man from Martha's Vineyard not going to be one-upped by man from Nantucket

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there erstwhile was a antheral from the vineyard
whose commute had taken him inward
but with a motortruck acold excessively big
he jammed up his rig
and looked similar an ignorant hick nerd

— maura johnston (@maura) August 5, 2021

There erstwhile was a antheral from Nantucket,
Who Storrowed his motortruck and said "Fuck it!"
Then a Vineyard feline cried,
When successful Cambridge helium tried,
To thrust nether a span and apical it.

— Clay Harper (@ClayHarper) August 5, 2021

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